Whiffle whiffle
Oh boy, time for another Seattle Mariners Stitch n' Pitch game! Last year was pretty fun, but I still have no use for organized sports so I'm not sure if I'll make a return visit. What am I talking about? The first 5000 tickets come with a free tote bag, and I'm a sucker for free stuff. Looks like there are more Stitch n' Pitch events in other cities this summer, so this phenomenon isn't going away anytime soon...