OK, I know the holidays are over, but this made me laugh out loud. And not many things do that. Maybe a giggle or a snort, but the full-on LOL is a rare creature. Pimp My Nutcracker. Fo shizzle. 'Twas the night before Pimpmas, and all through the crib, all the pimpies were primping, and the pimpin' was BIG! Their fur hats all hung by the chimney with care, and soon they'd be perched on that flowing pimp hair. The bi*ches were nestled all snug in their beds As visions of bling-bling danced in their heads. Oh, I could go on, but I'd just get in trouble. And now you see where the quest for anonymity comes from.