Straight to the spam bucket
I just sent a perfectly nice person at work an e-mail with ten attachments. And eight of them were images named:
moist
loose
snus
creamy
plug
twist
dry
toombak
Can anyone guess the nature of the project I'm working on? If his spam filter doesn't delete my e-mail, I'll be done with the project soon, and I'll reward your patience with gen-u-ine knitting content! With pictures! Ooooh we're all tingling with anticipa...
....tion!