By now we've all heard about the new Samuel L. Jackson movie. You know, the one with snakes? And a plane? Oh ho, you haven't? Well, read up and come back. Got it? OK, so this movie has some serious juujuu associated with it - it apparently has the power to get you out of traffic tickets. So I've been mulling over some alternate titles for this movie. The title, after all, is where it's at. Since they DID change the title at one point (until SLJ made them change it back), I'm of course curious about what it might have been. CobraAir Flying Serpents of Doom Slithereens Not Another Teen Movie with Snakes and Air Travel First Classssssss Chicken, Fish, or Snake? Upfright Position Black Mamba Down Asp Air Welcome A-Boa-rd Pet Jet Hissy Fit Flight of Fangs Carrion Luggage Have Snake, Will Travel Cobra Coach Fusilage of Fear Buh-bye OK, perhaps Snakes on a Plane really was the best choice after all. Who knew?