Voila! Here is the pink and orange hat that I started at the Mariners Stitch n' Pitch, finally finished. Oh yeah, it's too big for me. Which is quite big, since my head is 23 inches around. That is only 2 inches smaller than the football player who was on The Daily Show because he head was so big it couldn't fit into a standard football helmet. Or is it 2 inches smaller than the largest head in the National Football League? Well, it's something like that. Wow, I can't believe I just disclosed that, considering that I am as of yet unwilling to post my mug on this website. For all you know, I could be deep in witness protection. In 1978, I testified against the inventor of the granny square poncho in federal court, and I've been living on the DL ever since. It could be true.