Maybe the Sili Sling looks like a cross between a turkey bra and a chicken slingshot, but I want one. I've coaxed several slippery, scalding turkeys from roasting pan to cutting board in my time, and it's always a nerve-wracking process. Maybe blowing $20 on a Sili Sling would make life easier. But think of all the Koigu that could buy. Yeah, not even enough for a pair of socks. But still!