The cleaning staff at work are nice enough. We exchange pleasantries when they make their evening rounds collecting trash and various recyclables. But why, GOD WHY must they clean all the bathrooms in the building simultaneously? It's 5:07 pm, time to dispatch the "Caution: Wet Floor, Cuidado: Piso Mojado" tent signs in front of the ladies rooms on all floors, effectively blocking access to every toilet in the building. Usually, I have the foresight to make a bathroom "needs assessment" around 4:45, but today I was crafting an e-mail to beg for new software and the "dry time" caught me unawares. Update: 5:27 pm. For crying out loud, how long does it take to clean a few commodes? I may need one of those tent signs for my office, if this goes on much longer.