I just found a pattern for something that I didn't know I needed! A hat with built-in turtleneck orifices for pigtails! Now, I love anything with turtlenecks, including sweaters and hamburgers, and now this hat! (Hamburgers, you say? Well, next time you get a burger wrapped in paper, there's a good chance its paper sleeve will resemble a turtleneck. If you go to the right place. Like Carl's Jr. in Davis, California.)