Summer days are made for long, leisurely bike rides. But don't you hate it when you step outside the dormitory and find that your bicycle has been completely consumed by tent caterpillars? What, that's never happened to you? Well, I know it can be hard to imagine so here is a picture to help. The bonus is that you don't need a bike lock - the tent caterpillars are more than enough disincentive to steal your wheels. You can see the whole gallery here. Warning: These are hands down the nastiest pictures of tent caterpillars I have ever seen (or hope to see) in my flippin' LIFE! And I've done a fair bit of research on these suckers, since I had a wee infestation of tents a few years ago. But these pictures, ladies and gents, are... frankly disturbing. I have to go take a shower now.