So y'all remember the gummy bears, right? The gummy bears I volunteered to eat for science (and yarn money)? Well, I was actually interviewed by a TV crew doing a story on xylitol, and I just got a link to some video of my appearance. The result? A little disappointing, I think. I answered lots of questions on camera, but the only footage that made the cut was three seconds of me chewing a gummy bear. They didn't show me spitting it out a minute later - a glistening green gob still entirely recognizable as a bear. I'm telling you, those things were stale. If you look closely, you can tell I'm about to bust up laughing. That's because the cameraman was muttering, "Keep chewing.... keep chewing...." The full glamorous video can be found here. I know, keep my day job.