I'm going to go change my trousers now.
I was just catching up on a little daytime TV, and saw a new Metamucil commercial of dubious taste.
"Clean up your inside with new Metamucil Berry Burst!"
I know eating lots of fiber is good for you, but the word "burst" has no place in a fiber supplement advertisement. None. It reminds me of that old SNL commercial for Colon Blow cereal.
"It would take over two and a half million bowls of your oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Super Colon Blow."
Ewwww.