This has got to be the dorkiest thing I've seen in a while: the Handler, a hand held, push-button retractible hook that lets you avoid touching things that are often coated in fecal coliform bacteria. Like door handles, ATM machines, and that guy on the bus. I watched the "how it works" video and had a good laugh. See the Handler turn on the water faucet! See Handler turn off the water faucet! Of course, it's impossible to wash your hands while holding the Handler, but don't worry about that. Ask yourselves, would you rather be coated in your own fecal coliform bacteria, or someone else's?