I know what I'm asking Santa for this Christmas. He-Man & She-Ra - A Christmas Special. Here's what Amazon has to say about the plot: In this special Christmas episode of the He-Man and She-Ra cartoons, their sidekick Orko accidentally gets beamed to Earth during a test of a new spy satellite. Orko manages to get back Planet Eternia, but brings along two Earth children, Alisha and Manuel, with him. Since it's Christmastime on Earth, the kids are naturally filled with the holiday spirit, but this overflowing goodwill attracts the unwelcome attention of the Horde Prime and Skeletor. Will the combined power of He-Man, She-Ra and the spirit of Christmas be enough to stop them? Holy crap, I had no idea this even existed. I remember watching He-Man and She-Ra back in the good ol' days, when afternoons were filled with episodes of Jem, Bionic 6, and Tiny Toons. Bionic 6 was my favorite of them all, but hardly anyone I know remembers it. There's a funny memorial site here. What a time suck. But TV was better than homework, right? Anyway, I'm sure baby Jesus would have watched He-Man and She-Ra too, had there been televisions and microwave popcorn in 10 A.D. Speaking of which, is anyone surprised by the news the microwave popcorn is bad for you? And not just for the industrial workers, who are well-represented at butterflavoringlunginjury.com A lovely site, by the way, which also wins my vote for the most improbable url of the year. Turns out the microwave popcorn bags release harmful chemicals as they heat up to pop the corn. I guess we're back to popping our corn the old-fashioned way. In artery-clogging coconut oil. Hooray!