A scene from the Research and Development laboratory at the As Seen on TV Network "Say, Larry, I just invented this new product. I think it's a winner!" "What does it do? It can't be better than my GLH #9" "Well, you know when you have to go number 1 really bad, and sometimes you can't make it to the bathroom?" "...uh..." "And you get a little bit (OK, a LOT!) of number 1 on your pants, and you have to go to an important meeting and you're sure everyone can smell the number 1 on your pants?" "...er..." "Well, all you have to do is spray a little of this product on your trousers, and you're good to go! I think I'll call it "Pee Patrol!" "You've been watching too much American Idol, Stan."