"You know, the thing I like about professional snowboarding is the juxtaposition of the stereotypical snowboarder image - slacker, pot-addled, anti-establishment, whatever-dude - with the fact that these crazy tricks require incredible amounts of concentration, dedication, determination, practice, and physical intelligence! It's pretty cool." Some dude in a baggy ski suit does a "fakie backside rodeo" on the TV screen "But you know that whoever came up with the names for those tricks was totally high."